Racism

This was a beauty.

A obviously drugged-up man was very confrontational at our reception desk.
After reading our policy on the notice board and knowing I will not budge and will not give him the Diazepam, he pulled out his favourite weaponry of insult.

- You slant-eye-ed, Asian ****ing scum. If I were looking like one of you Chinese lot you would give me the stuff, yeah?

My immediate reply:

- You're half wrong there, sir. I am Vietnamese, not Chinese. But you are also half right. If you somehow manage to morph yourself into an individual of Asian-appearance, right here, right now, I'll give you whatever you want, seriously.

He left, perhaps looking for his make-up artist friend.